Past Quotes
“If it sucks, it will sink. That’s the Web.”
— Gerry McGovern
“I really didn’t foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much, of course – the computer industry didn’t even foresee that the century was going to end.”
— Douglas Noel Adams
“One of the Internet’s strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle in a digital haystack of data.”
— Jared Sandberg
“But what is it good for?”
— Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip
“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
— Pablo Picasso
“Real men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.”
— Linus Torvalds
“A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership.”
— Robert Brault
“The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.”
— Andrew Brown
In the year 3000, YouTube, Facebook and Twitter will merge to form one time-wasting Web site called YouTwitFace!
— Conan O’Brien
“My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.”
— Penn Jillette