Past Quotes
“The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.”
— Andrew Brown
In the year 3000, YouTube, Facebook and Twitter will merge to form one time-wasting Web site called YouTwitFace!
— Conan O’Brien
“My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.”
— Penn Jillette
“Internet culture is the product of a lot of people looking for jobs.”
— Tim Hwang
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
— Bruce Brown
“We should always be prepared for future technologies, because otherwise they will come along and clobber us.”
— Arthur C. Clarke
“Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.”
— Isaac Asimov
"The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, ‘people without lives’. We don’t care. We have each other…"
— Dave Barry
“Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.”
— Jef Raskin
“If we are on a path of getting nowhere fast, technology is allowing us to get nowhere faster and faster.”
— John Renesch